Chief critics of Terrible Pre-Deshaun Watson Offense have suffered many inexplicable accidents involving hotel room windows and food poisoning.This further illustrates poor judgement of critics.Unable to analyze football tactics!No surprise, also unable to operate hotel room window and balcony!Unable to eat unspoiled food!Comrade O’Brien returned offense to prominence in previous week after allowing three weeks opponent confidence building.Classic tactical wizardry by Comrade O’Brien.Nobody has ever seen brain as big as Comrade O’Brien’s.Is biggest, best, and most historical brain in history of football (and brains), believe me.Unfortunately for prosperous, peace and football-loving fans of Houston Texans , enormous brain of O’Brien cannot perform on field barring rule changes and new equipment.Contents of enormous brain must translate to play on field.Teaching and study of opponents happening as we speak to contain singular threat to Houston Texans in upcoming contest—Ezekiel Elliott.Despite family lineage being traced back to Endor, Elliott must not be overlooked.Ewoks known for escapability, determination, shiftiness, and ability to win under dire circumstances.Ewoks also known to destroy franchise, but Cowboys Supreme Leader Jerry Jones loves nothing more than chaos and destruction.BRING ME THE CHILDREN.As Texans must only concern themselves with wily and elusive running back, rest of defensive gameplan should be simple for Genius Coordinator Romeo Crennel.Stop potentially dangerous ground attack from opponent and force young quarterback to throw to collection of displaced Canadian Football League receivers.Release Comrades Watt, Clowney, and Friends to Badgers Tyrann Mathieu.Quick work will be made of Cowboy “offense” and large Ewok person.On other side of ball, now that ruse of Terrible Pre-Deshaun Watson Offense has served purpose, Texans should make feast of fifth-ranked Dallas defense.Dallas defense so laughably pathetic it cannot even break top four in NFL!Disgusting!Texans’ offense, despite stratagem of Terrible Pre-Deshaun Watson Offense in first three weeks, is ranked fifth offense in NFL.Glory to Houston Texans Offense!Expect Sunday night crowd in Houston to be in celebratory mood as preparation for contest will begin long before commencement of match!Many, many hours of preparation for contest.So many hours of... fuel...will be consumed to power nationally-televised destruction of Oklahoma invaders on Sunday Night Football!Rejoice!Soon entire nation will know of our dominance!THANK YOU AGAIN TO COUSIN FOR ALLOWING ENJOYABLE GUEST ENTRY. GLORY TO MOTHER HOUSTON AND ALL HER PEACE AND FOOTBALL-LOVING FANS!效褌芯斜褘 褋褌芯谢褘 谢芯屑邪谢懈褋褜 芯褌 懈蟹芯斜懈谢懈褟, 邪 泻褉芯胁邪褌懈 芯褌 谢褞斜胁懈!Статистика: Публикувано на от zhangzk — 18 Дек 2018 05:18
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